This is a mess. Michelle and I saw this on a menu at the restaurant where we ate lunch most days in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada. I don't know who Andrew Rollins is — a Google search found more than 10 instances of the name, all seemingly belonging to different people — on the first five pages. Edit: It seems Andrew Rollins is the host of Name That Tune trivia at Hunter's Alehouse in Charlottetown on Saturday evenings. In any case, I don't know if his namesake sandwich is a good representation of him, but as an American boy who grew up on Knight Rider and Baywatch (although admittedly, I wasn't watching the latter for Hasselhoff), I know his sandwhich is completely wrong. I was thinking a cheeseburger served on the floor, maybe? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3JAp7vMuo]

So I just spent the last two weeks in lovely, frigid, Canada. The best words I've heard in many, many days was when the customs agent in Ottawa said "Welcome back to the USA." Simply amazing. Michelle and I were in the Ottawa airport, waiting for our flight to Chicago. Yeah, that's right, we went from PEI to Ottawa to Chicago to Detroit. Freaking exhausting. Anyway, we're sitting there eating and we see these bimbos with fake tans trying to grab some food quickly before they hop on their plane to Orlando (spring break, wooooo!) Anyway, they ask if they can pay with American money and the waitress says "Yeah, you can pay with American money, but you'll get Canadian change." I don't know why that was so funny to me, but it was. Anyway, I was in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island. Here are a few interesting things about the maritime province best known as the home of Anne of Green Gables. - Traffic lights are different shapes. Green is round, yellow is diamond and red is a square. This is for people who are color blind. Or, colour blind, I suppose. - Michelle and I went sightseeing last Saturday. We drove around the ...