have a nice day pictures   I've got some rednecks in my family and those rednecks have even bigger rednecks for friends.   Several years ago, Little Brother, Cousin Andy and their friend the Hippie went to visit Cousin Andy's family on Walton's Mountain. Many members of my family were there, including my parents and other assorted aunts and cousins for the annual fall festival. It was a whole big thing and Little Brother, Cousin Andy and the Hippie decided to go along and raise some Hell.   They spent the better part of the weekend hanging with Cousin Andy's brother, Cousin Skippy and their friend McV doing redneck things like taking a smashed up Ford Bronco with the top cut off (they had rolled it months before, so why the hell not?) two-tracking over the mountain. They drank a lot of beer and all came back to the D saying "Git 'er done." It was a very dark time in my family.   Anyway, after a particularly long night of drinking and carousing, the five got up early, drank some beers and went looking for trouble. Their great idea — well mostly McV and Cousin Skippy's idea — was to get some guns and head out into ...

Just when I was at my lowest, hating life and Keystone state, an amazing string of events unfolded before me at a Sheetz gas station in Bloomsburg, Pa. that changed my opinion of this town forever. I've been on a business trip to Bloomsburg for the past couple weeks and I haven't had the best time. I've been pretty down on the place — people can't drive, I've seen a better restaurant selection in Central American villages and the job site has been difficult. To top it all off, I ended up having to stay a couple extra days to tie up some loose ends. Suffice it to say, I was hating this place pretty bad. Then, as if God knew how miserable I was, he sent a guy who looked like the Iron Sheik and a one-legged redneck on duct-tape covered crutches to cheer me up. [caption id="attachment_136" align="alignnone" width="360" caption="The Iron Sheik"][/caption] There I was, waiting to pay for my sandwich and Monster Energy Drink — I've been working 16-hour days trying to help get the paper out and Sheetz is the closest place offering sustenance — when two men rudely cut in front of me to pay for their gas. Usually I'm ...