• Dear friend, you’re smarter than this.

    I know you’re a Republican and that you certainly didn’t vote for Obama, but I also know you’re far too smart to believe what this e-mail says.

  • Dear Teabaggers, I’ve got some questions.

    Dear Teabaggers, I watched a lot of the coverage of your protests in Washington D.C. this weekend and frankly, I’m confused about some of your arguments.

  • Teabaggers unite in Washington D.C.

    Forget the sex scandals. Forget Jack Abramoff. Forget the weapons of mass destruction. The most heinous corruption within the Republican party is of the intellectual type.

  • All life is sacred, except for poor people.

    Statistically speaking, the uninsured live shorter, unhealthier lives than those with access to health care.

  • Obama death panels? They already exist.

    A couple weeks ago I got really ill. I was on the road, thousands of miles from home and my doctor and I had no idea what to do.

  • Only Osama bin Laden can save the USA.

    When Tim McVeigh bombed the Murrah Federal Building in 1995, he thought his actions would inspire like-minded “patriots”…

  • Judge not, lest ye be judged.

    We have a long tradition of trying to legislate morality in this country, which makes it all the more earth shattering when political leaders like Mark Sanford fess up to sexual indiscretions.

  • Sean Hannity knows journalism.

    Journalism is dead. Sean Hannity told me so.

  • But you're an adult.

    Yes, I know this video is more than a year old, but I thought I’d share in case you haven’t seen it. I promise you, watching the full four minutes is worth it. This eighth grader owns Monica Conyers and tells her exactly what we’ve all been wanting to say for years.
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  • 10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong.

    Stolen from my friend Justin, who I’m sure stole it from someone else.
    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    3) Legalizing gay marriage will [...]