We had a particularly grueling day at work today, wrestling with a MySQL server on a PC (we primarily use Macs). So at about 3:45 we called it a day and our IC gave one of our co-workers an instruction on how to navigate the World of Warcraft.

“Are you killing something finally?”

“Yes, I’m whacking it with a stick!”

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“When it looks like you’re on fire, it means you’ve leveled-up.”

“So you can play gay characters in this game?”

“They’re all gay characters.”

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“She’s a chick on World of Warcraft, she’s going to meet all kinds of guys!”

“No, she’s going to meet one kind of guy.”

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This is all happening with another one of my co-workers blasting the cheesiest 80s and 90s music he can find on his iTunes. I swear I just heard Wang Chung, so as you can see, I work at the best place ever. Oh oh! Tony! Toni! Tone’! Gotta go!