Seriously, how many damn questions can I answer about the mizzi?
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet
themizzi? It was a beautiful, sunny day. We were at the park… Oh wait, I think I met him while illegally getting drunk at Jeff’s parents’ house back in high school. It was love at first sight.
2.~What would you do if you had never met
smokenstars? I wouldn’t know who to get drunk and argue politics with.
3.~What do you honestly think of
themizzi? I love the Mizzi, although not in that way.
4.~Would or did
themizzi and
themizzi go out? I think if the Mizzi could date himself, he would. Provided he could put up with the smell.
5.~Have you ever liked
cretakano? I adore her.
6.~If
minimeest died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? He’s a better friend than a hockey player.
7.~Would
somersetgirl and
themizzi make a good couple? Maybe, if she wasn’t married and he didn’t have a huge head.
8.~Describe
johnnydillinger in 3 words: Human movie database
9.~Do you think
darthbeaker is hot? If you’re into muppets.
10.~Would
minimeest and
themizzi make a lovely couple? They’d make a very odd couple, that’s for sure.
11.~What do you think of when you see
themizzi? Pudge Rodriguez
12.~Tell me something humiliating about
themizzi: He likes boys.
13.~Do you know any of
themizzi’s family members? Ma and Pa Mizzi, The big Joe Mizzi, Sis and Brock.
14.~What’s
themizzi’s favorite color? Black. And christ, what’s with all the questions about the freaking mizzi?
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is
themizzi? If you’re into hairy, Maltese dudes, 10.
16.~What would you do if
claspedmyhands just professed their undying love for you? I’d gas up the car, pick her up and head off to Vegas.
17.~What language does
themizzi speak? Parle usted ingles?
18.~Who is
themizzi going out with? Her name is Rosie, she has five sisters.
19.~Is
themizzi a boy or a girl? Duuuuude.
20.~Would
themizzi and
claspedmyhands make a good couple? Hey! What happened to claspedmyhands professing her undying love for me? What is this coupling up with the mizzi shit?
21.~Who do you think themizzi would be great with from this list? Smokenstars.
22.~When was the last time you talked to
darthbeaker? Yesterday.
23.~What is
cretakano’s favorite band? Liz Phair
24.~Does
somersetgirl have any siblings? Interesting question. Maybe she has a sister as hot as her.
25.~Would you ever date
themizzi? I don’t know, maybe. I always did have a thing for Seabiscuit.
26.~Would you ever date
johnnydillinger? Free Subway and any movie question I need answered on demand? I’m in!
27.~Is
themizzi single? Yes. Goddammit. Stop asking about the freaking mizzi!
28.~What is
themizzi’s last name? Mizzi.
29.~What is
themizzi’s middle name? Gordon, Phillip, Balthazar or something like that.
30~What is
themizzi’s fantasy? Eight year olds, dude.
31.~Where does
themizzi live? N’ville
32.~Would you make out with
themizzi? He’d have to brush his teeth first.
33.~Are
smokenstars and
themizzi best friends? hahahahaha.
34.~Does
johnnydillinger like
themizzi? Sure, every time he comes up to bat johnnydillinger says “duuuude, I’m going to get a base hit.”
35.~How did you meet
themizzi? Didn’t you ask me this already.
36.~Is
darthbeaker older than you? No, I’ve got him by five months.
37.~Is
themizzi the sexiest person alive? Sexiest? No. Most well-hung? Perhaps.
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So is that to say that you are a better hockey player than a poker player?? :- )
Because, obviously you’re not a golfer.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO HARD IN MY LIFE AT YOUR ANSWERS!!!! MY CO-WORKERS ALL THINK THAT I AM A LUNATIC NOW!!!! Oh, and i definitely got the looks in the family. =)
You’re Jeff Lebowski, and your wife Bunny owes money to Jackie Treehorn.
Well, I’m no Johnny Chan. Then again, I’m no Darius Kaspiritis either. I’d say I’m somewhere in between Shawn Burr and Doyle Brunson, just without the slapshot, ability to calculate odds quickly, or the cowboy hat.
You, you’re somewhere between Digger from the Shirttails and Paul Kariya.
Re: You’re Jeff Lebowski, and your wife Bunny owes money to Jackie Treehorn.
OUCH!! You down for playing tomorrow night? Poker that is
Re: You’re Jeff Lebowski, and your wife Bunny owes money to Jackie Treehorn.
I can’t. I’m spending the evening with my special lady, I mean, my lady friend.
my love for you is undying. too bad gas prices are so high. maybe we should just fly to vegas. dont forget your hawaiian shirt!
awwwwwwwwwwwwww novie!
how come theres nothing about me novak?
Is Armystar good at fishing? The only thing she’s better at is canoeing!
How’s that?