May 9, 2005
I'm a hippy in a shirt and tie.
Categories: Home life
Written By: Rusty Shackleford
Recipe for Joe Novak:
1 part dirty fucking hippy.
1 part corporate shill.
2 oz. Maker’s Mark Kentucky straight bourbon whisky.
Three ice cubes.
Stir gently.
Serve chilled.
Your Political
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| Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |



